i want to see a magical girl anime where she has to stop mid transformation because the villain wont stop doing bad things so she has to grab one of those designs from the background and fight them off using it all the while shes only wearing one shoe and like half a tiara and screaming YOURE SUPPOSED TO FUCKING WAIT!!!!!
Who even cares about me yeah no one except my mom and uncle fuck everyone if she can be an asshole I can be an asshole right back to her fuck it all fuck trying to make friends IRL fuck trying to just have friends fuck it
Doc Scratch with Snowman~
6 Reasons you should consider being a cat
-sleep as long as you want to
-look great with no effort
-toes look like beans
-license to kill
I am like literally sobbing I have no idea how to get my uniform and sax on the bus when I sit next to some bitch and my backpack hardly fits.
Life and Death - Otto Schmidt
Man, Life is so short…
And Death is forever..
Man that’s deep
it’s been 1 year since the most influential event of all time
I don’t think Florida’s even a real place anymore.
i am horribly upset about this okay
D&D Stats Explained with Tomatoes
Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
shipping your ocs
people drawing your ocs
weightlesslives:This might be the most accurate thing I’ve read everPosting on Tumblr is like talking to your cat. You don’t know if they are listening, and you don’t know if they care, but for some reason, it still helps.
And sometimes they attack you completely unprovoked.
-Oh the weather outside is weather
But the fire is so fire
Sense we’ve got no place to place
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow-