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[redstonedust]

advertisement is so constant and everywhere i have to wonder if it even works anymore. im aware my bus stop probably has ads on it but i couldnt tell you what for. i hear 'this video is sponsored by' and i start skipping ahead until its over. u can probably argue theyre still getting in your brain by becoming part of the white noise but like idk man. im feelin really "when everything is ads, nothing is." right now.

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[mythmagicetc]

it baffles me when people say “i got tricked into watching this show for a ship that isn’t even canon” bro if those men had kissed, you would’ve SEEN it. i’ve seen gifs of men making out in shows i have no desire to watch. i’ve seen sex scenes from movies that nobody has ever heard of. when men kiss on screen, i am notified

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[mushroominaforest]

Shout out to the doctor who responded with complete sincerity when I (on anesthesia) uttered the phrase “chat are we cooked” in her medical professional vicinity. You’re such a real one for that fr fr

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[rothmansblues]

we’re about 60 days away from 2013 just think about that for a sec

[asteroidtroglodyte]

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[spelldealer]

*presses a button and everything stays the same except now stranger things ended after one season in 2016 and is remembered fondly as a great miniseries and nothing more*

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This is my first time being fired but theyre still making me work till Wednesday and I’m like. Bro wtf lol.

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[rongzhi]

A naked eye 3D pterosaur installation at Shanghai Natural History Museum

(The guide is describing the exhibit and talking about the various "flying dinosaurs" and their appearance through history as they emerge from the fossil displays)

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[sonny-kiddo]

some notable catchphrases of 2013:

1. bitch I might be
2. do she got the booty ? she doooooooooo ! 
3. swiggity swag
4. the D
5. wen u mom com home and make hte spagehti
6. “ hello______, im dad “ 
7. AYYY LMAO
8. W R I T I N G  I N T E N S E  W O R D S  L I K E  T H I S 
9.  perfect _____ don’t exis-
10. And now, the weather
11. at least 2 potato
12. we’ve come full circle ! 
13. life hack :
14. [ __________ INTENSIFIES]
15. so many
16. such doge. much wow. very smile. 
17. mahogany 
18. *sweats nervously*
19. same. 
20. spooper hot choclety milk
21. #SHERLOCKLIVES

[melonsap]

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[bizarrebazaar13]

what if your doppelgänger wasn’t evil it was just a person. what if your doppelgänger wasn’t trying to replace you it was just trying to learn to be a person and you were the best model it had. what if your doppelgänger looked at you with your eyes and said with your voice that it just wanted to be loved. what then.

[themythicalcodfish]

that is horror of a different kind

[eatyourpapitas]

what the fuck is kingdom hearts

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[kosmogrl]

don’t take my defeatism too seriously I will always begin again and again no matter what

[kosmogrl]

I might sound miserable most of the time but at my core I’m a very hopeful person

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[princeof-fools]

Whoaa how spookyyy

Keep reading

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[insecateur]

🌋 love triangle 🌊

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[meowgaptera]

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[fellator]

doesn't it piss you off that you have to find something to eat every single day. every one of them. just every day. you gotta eat something

[aqueerkettleofish]

I JUST ATE TEN HOURS AGO WHY AM I HUNGRY

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[beemovieerotica]

omg so we have 1 seeing dog and 1 blind dog and whenever there's a toy they both want, the seeing dog takes it and just...stands very still. immobile. she KNOWS he will try to wrestle it from her but she has figured out that if she does not squeak it, then he will not find it. leading to this.

"god....grant me the strength to not squeak the squeaky toy"

[beemovieerotica]